Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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