hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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