You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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