No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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