Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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