My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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