I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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