i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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