those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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