problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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