is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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