I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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