You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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