Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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