im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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