youre lurking in front of me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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