check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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