GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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