I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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