A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
