You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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