i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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