My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
How does one acquire holy water?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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