try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
