great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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