I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Small penises have feelings too.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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