So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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