Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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