Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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