but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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