we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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