how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How's work?
Spinning.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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