It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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