Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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