you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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