strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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