Plan B is the new Plan A
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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