this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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