Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize