i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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