Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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