called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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