The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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