so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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