I'm really into asian looking animals
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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