Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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