About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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