so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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