There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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