you would pick up someone in the library
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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