i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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