Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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