Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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