He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
